i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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