I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
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It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
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I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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