But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
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Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
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three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
We need a shit load of segways right now
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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