Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I don't deserve a penis
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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