i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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