Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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