As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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