At least make sure they are 18
Why
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
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i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
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I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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