told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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