i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
false alarm. still invincible.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
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bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
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Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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