he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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