the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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