I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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