Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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