I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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