If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
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We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
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I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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