I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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