I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
is it fun? or sober?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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