CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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