Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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