Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
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Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
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you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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