oh god the rape fog is back!
I faked an abortion last night.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
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So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
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The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I'm always down for nudity.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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