can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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