You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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