You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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