i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
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got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
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Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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