I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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