Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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