I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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