Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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