i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
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I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
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Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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