and you said cock pushups were impossible
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
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Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
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I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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