this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Randomize
