I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
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We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
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He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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