New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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