Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
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If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
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Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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