Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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