I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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