Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
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just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
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all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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