I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
