Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
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They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
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So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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