Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
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I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
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Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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