In the future we'll all be gay
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
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he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
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Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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