If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
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But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
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My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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