Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
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Threesome in a minivan. New low
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
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Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
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