Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
