How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
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My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
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I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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