Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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