Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Found your dick twin last night
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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