And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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