can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
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I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
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I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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