He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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