We should be called the Road Head Warriors
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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