There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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