I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Randomize