O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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