yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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